Nair Apology (Toxic Gossip Train) Lyrics: Nair Apology (Toxic Gossip Train) Song Lyrics is an English song sung by Kevin Leonardo from the album Nair Apology. Nair Apology (Toxic Gossip Train) Track Number 10 is written by Kevin Leonardo and Colleen Ballinger.
Kevin Leonardo Nair Apology (Toxic Gossip Train) Song Lyrics Details
| Song | Nair Apology (Toxic Gossip Train) |
| Artist | Kevin Leonardo |
| Album | Nair-Apology |
| Released | 2023 |
| Writer | Kevin Leonardo and Colleen Ballinger |
| Category | English Song Lyrics |
Nair Apology (Toxic Gossip Train) Lyrics
All aboard!
The toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of butt hair removal
Toxic gossip train
You got a one way ticket to a, hairless butthole
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my crack
Clenches look like winks if you take time to think
I’m just a skinny twink, but hey
At least my hairs are gone
Toxic gossip train
Locomotives fuelled with funny reactions
Toxic gossip train
Steam roll over someones funky actions
Toxic gossip train
Hop on board but close your eyes otherwise you’ll realize
Butt cheeks being spread can be a cause of death
That what they all have said, but hey
At least my hairs are gone
At least my hairs are gone
Sometimes people educate and teach others how to douche and shave so great
Sometimes people know a few tips and they share them online with other peeps because
Sometimes people hurt themselves when they do certain things without any help
I wish I had someone like me when I was first trying out bottoming
Because I’ve hurt myself from douching
Improperly and, bleeding out of my butt and
Not knowing how to prepare and, getting chlamydia and, not knowing how to shave and
Cutting my butt and, not knowing how to use creams and, getting chemical razor burns and
I just want you and everyone watching to be able to do these things safely
So yeah, I am a groomer
But like, only for like, my butt hair bloomers
Kevin Leonardo Nair Apology (Toxic Gossip Train) Song
